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. a re-enactment of what could possibly be my most interesting moment at work:

me: hello and thank you for calling kmart. this is anna speaking. how can i help you?

mystery woman: (speaking very calmly) yeah, hi. can you hold on for a minute.

me: ummm, sure.

mystery woman: (screaming) will you knock it off! i'm on the fucking phone!

man in the background: (screaming) what do you mean you're on the fucking phone?

mystery woman: (still screaming) what does it fucking look like?

me: (silently spoken to myself) you know, it's funny cuz i'm on the fucking phone too.

mystery woman: (calm once again) do you have lawaway?

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