Guess she's not gay afterall, Megan. Just a faghag.

Today I went to Target and stumbled upon the Plaid Lesbians.* They were there doing one of their little demos and so they had a card table all set up and they were bust displaying the wonders of Pinch 'n Seal Saran Wrap. It was sort of crazy like a scene out of a bizarre indie flick though because they were wearing the same black-pants-white-shirt uniform with matching green aprons and then they have matching too-short-not-styled haircuts. Very bad. I laughed.

*The Plaid Lesbians, Cassie and Molly, are a few of my ghosts from high school experiences past. They are frequently referred to as being 'too gay' which is not an unjust, homophobic comment because it's true. Even Karl thinks they're too gay and that says a lot in itself. They're also known for mixing plaids (which I've noticed Bridget is prone to doing from time to time as well but she's so damn cute that it's okay). Regardless, they're pretentious and stupid and immature and we never really liked them. Not too long ago, Cassie tried to corner Bridget to try to get her to say that she's nuthin' but a big ol' dyke and that she really hates being Catholic. It was a traumatic experience for my baby and only feeds my loathing for them and their misguided pattern coordinating.

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