Throughout all of the wedding scenes and engagement hype in Mona Lisa Smile, all I could think about was my secret longing to marry Bridget which is secret because: a) I have no desire whatsoever to be appear to be the psycho over-commited girlfriend and b) I'm imfamous for voicing my skepticism and dislike for the institution of marriage. But if she asked me to marry her, I'd die and gladly spend the rest of my life baking brownies for her and doing her laundry.

I'd marry her even if she wouldn't let me wear a black dress and have my entire back tattooed.

I want to have her babies.

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