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. Megan, my dear, we have a date so don't make any scribbles on your day planner for September 28th. It's just going to be me, you, and a couple hundred stereotypical lesbians kicking it in the Overture (Where ever the hell that is. New venues make me uncomfortable.) We will be relaxing in seats 132 and 133 on the right side of the stage (assigned seats also make me a little wary)taking in much sarcastic comedy and much folk music and even more political talk.

At this event, instead of pretending to be "together" to make people uncomfortable, we should pretend to be homophobic Republicans. No-- not even I can stomach that. Maybe we should just pretend to believe in Jesus.

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