Ryan left a note of my car today while I was at school that reads as follows:

Parking Ticket (underlined four times)

$10,000

Payable in check, cash, or money order to: Ryan

Must be paid in 3 days or will be fined $1,000,000.

Failure to pay second fine will send you to jail where you will be harrassed by big, burly women.

I think it's so adorable that it is now hanging on my refridgerator. I'm going to offer him my first born in lieu of payment.

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